Sunday, January 20, 2019

As The Doll World Turns: Episode 5 (Part 2)

Bernadette: Jesus! That’s enough! We’ve had our “talk” about your new husband. Guess this is as good a time as any to tell you all I’m moving to Catalina. Raphael got a job at an accounting firm here and he asked me to move in with him. 


Jameela: WHAT?!?! What about me?
Bernadette: What about you?

Jameela: Did you forget we talked about getting an apartment together?
Bernadette: I told you I would think about it. I thought about it and decided to move in with Raphael instead. I don’t trust your ghetto ass friends around my stuff...


Jameela: MY GHETTO ASS FRIENDS! YOU AND YOUR BOUGIE ASS FRIENDS THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN…


Aquanetta: THAT’S ENOUGH! You are sisters…and you shouldn’t be fighting like whores over a corner. Jameela, if your sister doesn’t want to be your roommate, you can’t force her. And Bernadette, you could have left out the part about her friends.


Bernadette: Whatever…I’m going to meet Raphael.
Shameka: I thought you were having dinner with us?


Bernadette: I changed my mind, but I’ll see you around. We’ll be living in the same town soon, so we’ll have plenty of time to catch up.

Saturday, January 19, 2019

As The Doll World Turns: Episode 5 (Part 1)

Aquanetta: Well, I know you each have something to say…so out with it.
Shameka: How could you get married without telling us? You didn’t even tell me you were dating anyone when you were here in September!


Jameela: Calm down, Meeka. It’s not a big deal. You don’t even live with her…none of us do.

Aquanetta: Alright you two, don’t start arguin’. Maybe I should have told you I was seeing someone, but maybe not. I am grown…and that’s my business. Jameela is right. You guys don’t live with me and you’re all grown. Bernie…you’ve been quiet…

Bernadette: Don’t call me that. You know I don’t like it when you call me that.

Aquanetta: I gave birth to you, I’ll call you what I want!

Aquanetta: Watch it, Meeka. Alright…if you don’t want to ask me anything about your stepfather, fine. I’ll tell you a few things: Isaiah is a captain in the army. We met at the Candlelight Lounge in June. He has never been married, no kids...                                Shameka: Wait, you met him in June and you’re already married?!?
Aquanetta: Mama put it on him, baby!



Bernadette: Ewwww, don’t make me throw up!

Aquanetta: Whatever…I’m still a good looking woman…and I still got it!

Jameela: No kids…is he sterile?
Aquanetta: Jesus, J…no he’s not. He just never found the right woman…til now…
Shameka: Are you saying you two are going to have kids?!? Aren’t you too old?
Bernadette: He’s shorter than you.



Aquanetta: Um excuse me…no I am NOT too old. Halle Berry had her first baby at 41! Anyway, we haven’t made any decisions about kids, yet. And yes, he’s shorter than me, but he likes to climb…

Friday, January 18, 2019

As The Doll World Turns: Episode 4

Daryl: I brought you some ginger ale…and donuts
Reese: Thank you.

Daryl: Awwww, Buttercup...the doctor says we can try again when you’re ready…

As The Doll World Turns: Episode 3

Reese: I'm not really hungry...stomach's been feeling a little funny...

Reese: ...probably just morning sick...OW!
Annie: Reese!

Reese: Something's wrong...take me to the hospital...

As The Doll World Turns: Episode 2 (Part 2)


As The Doll World Turns: Episode 2 (Part 1)

Naomi: We going back to your place?

Jack: I don't think that's a good idea. I asked you to meet me because I want to tell you that I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Naomi: Is this a joke?

Jack: No. There's someone else...that I'm serious about...
Naomi: So you've been cheating on me??
Jack: Whoa! I never agreed to a one on one relationship. I told you I wasn't looking for anything serious...
Naomi: But now you are?!? With someone else...
Jack: Yes.

Naomi: I hope you rot in hell, you sorry son of a bitch!

Jack: One down, one to go.



As The Doll World Turns: Episode 1.5


Look Who’s Married! (I wonder if Shameka knows…)


As The Doll World Turns: Episode 1

Patrice: Brunch was delicious. Thank you.
Jack: You’re welcome. I don’t want this date to end.
Patrice: You’re making me blush.

Jack: Sorry…look, I have to tell you…so there are no questions later. I want to get married and have kids. I only want to date someone that wants the same things.
Patrice: Wow…that was unexpected…and refreshing. I don’t know any man that would say that…let alone on the first date.

Jack: I don’t like to waste time. I was engaged before, but I was too young to appreciate what I had. She found someone else before I came to my senses. I feel like I’ve wasted too much time trying to figure out what I want. Now I know what I want and I’m hoping to find someone that wants the same.
Patrice: I don’t know what to say…

Jack: Do you ever want to get married and have children?
Patrice: Yes…but I barely know you.

Jack: Would you like to get to know me?
Patrice: Definitely...you’re like something out of a fairy tale, Jack Hale.


It’s New Year’s Eve @ The Black Pearl (Part 6)


Kara: Holy…
Gael: Amber Rose, you are the best thing to ever happen to me. I love you. Will you marry me?
Amber Rose: Oh my God!

I believe that was a "yes"

  1. Daryl: Happy New Year, Buttercup
  2. Reese: I’m pregnant.



 Sarah gets a surprise visitor


It’s New Year’s Eve @ The Black Pearl (Part 5)


Snoop: Thank you all for coming out! Now let’s give it up for the soulful stylings of Sarah Taylor!



Sasha: This is from the cutie in the black shirt.




It’s New Year’s Eve @ The Black Pearl (Part 4)


Jack: Let’s go back to my place.
Naomi: You don’t want to stay?

Jack: I want to ring in the New Year in bed…with you. I’m going to pay our tab. Have the valet get the car and I’ll meet you outside.
Naomi: ok…

Jack: Excuse me...

Patrice: Yes?
Jack: Jack
Patrice: Patrice
Jack: Patrice...you are breathtaking.
Patrice: Thank you.

Jack: I was just leaving, let me get your number. I want to take you to brunch tomorrow.
Patrice: Dude, you don’t waste time, do you?

Jack: I would be an idiot if I left without getting your number.

Jack: I’ll text you in the morning. Happy New Year, beautiful!


As The Doll World Turns: Episode 20

  Annie: Jackie, I’m so sorry. Jack: This is all my fault. She was driving around trying to find me… Annie: Jackie…I thought you said you we...