Aquanetta: Well, I know you each have something to say…so out with it.
Shameka: How could you get married without telling us? You didn’t even tell me you were dating anyone when you were here in September!
Jameela: Calm down, Meeka. It’s not a big deal. You don’t even live
with her…none of us do.
Aquanetta: Alright you two, don’t start arguin’. Maybe I should
have told you I was seeing someone, but maybe not. I am grown…and that’s my
business. Jameela is right. You guys don’t live with me and you’re all grown.
Bernie…you’ve been quiet…
Bernadette: Don’t call me that. You know I don’t like it when you
call me that.
Aquanetta: I gave birth to you, I’ll call you what I want!
Aquanetta: Watch it, Meeka. Alright…if you don’t want to ask me anything about your stepfather, fine. I’ll tell you a few things: Isaiah is a captain in the army. We met at the Candlelight Lounge in June. He has never been married, no kids... Shameka: Wait, you met him in June and you’re already married?!?
Aquanetta: Mama put it on him, baby!
Bernadette: Ewwww, don’t make me throw up!
Aquanetta: Whatever…I’m still a good looking woman…and I still got
it!
Jameela: No kids…is he sterile?
Aquanetta: Jesus, J…no he’s not. He just never found the right woman…til now…
Shameka: Are you saying you two are going to have kids?!? Aren’t you too old?
Bernadette: He’s shorter than you.
Aquanetta: Um excuse me…no I am NOT too old. Halle Berry had her
first baby at 41! Anyway, we haven’t made any decisions about kids, yet. And
yes, he’s shorter than me, but he likes to climb…










Momma ain’t playing. So he likes to Climb? Cool.
ReplyDeleteLOL...she is a piece of work!
DeleteThis is interesting!
ReplyDeleteWhen Aquanetta's around, it's always interesting.
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