Bernadette: Jesus! That’s enough! We’ve had our “talk” about your new husband. Guess this is as good a time as any to tell you all I’m moving to Catalina. Raphael got a job at an accounting firm here and he asked me to move in with him.
Jameela: WHAT?!?! What about me?
Bernadette: What about you?
Jameela: Did you forget we talked about getting an apartment together?
Bernadette: I told you I would think about it. I thought about it and decided to move in with Raphael instead. I don’t trust your ghetto ass friends around my stuff...
Jameela: MY GHETTO ASS FRIENDS! YOU AND YOUR BOUGIE ASS FRIENDS THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN…
Aquanetta: THAT’S ENOUGH! You are sisters…and you shouldn’t be fighting like whores over a corner. Jameela, if your sister doesn’t want to be your roommate, you can’t force her. And Bernadette, you could have left out the part about her friends.
Bernadette: Whatever…I’m going to meet Raphael.
Shameka: I thought you were having dinner with us?
Bernadette: I changed my mind, but I’ll see you around. We’ll be living in the same town soon, so we’ll have plenty of time to catch up.
Wait, I want to see the new husband!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL..I'll post a bio for him tomorrow.
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